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Can you believe I'm grounded again?

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My stepdad is such a strict asshole.

3
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Well, at least your stepdad is not messy
like mine.

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My stepdad is a total mess.

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You should see our house.

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It's disgusting.

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You could help him clean.

8
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Why would I do that?

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Well, I wish cleaning was my biggest
concern.

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All I want to do is go out and party
with you.

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Girl, you know, you could just stand up
to your stepdad. He's a total softie.

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Like, I totally stand up to him.

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No way.

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He's this weird stare that he gives me
anytime I do anything wrong.

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Gives me the chills thinking about it.

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But you know how at school everyone
mistakes us for twins?

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Yeah? Well, our dads are pretty fucking
stupid.

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possibly tell us apart?

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What are you planning?

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Okay, so what I'm thinking is I dress
like you, you dress like me, and

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we could just be with each other's dads.

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It's pretty genius.

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I don't know about all that.

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But if we get caught, we'd get in huge
trouble.

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Oh no, we'll be totally fine.

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I thought in the movie once, the girls
were just fine.

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Just fine.

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Were they good in the end?

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I fell asleep before finishing it.

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So what do you want me to do?

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You tort.

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Give me your club.

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Hey!

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I guess I just go to your house now,
huh?

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But, yeah.

36
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Good luck.

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Oh, my God.

38
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Jesus, I'm not kidding.

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That was so fucking nice.

40
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I'm so confused.

41
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Well, well, well. Look who's being such
a good girl today.

42
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This is amazing work, sweetie.

43
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You mean Dad?

44
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Yeah.

45
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I think I'm going to have to reward you
today.

46
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Are you going to go out to dinner?

47
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Not quite.

48
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I'm just going to, uh,

49
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harden my, uh, how beautiful you are.

50
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The fuck?

51
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Oh.

52
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Playing hard to get, I see.

53
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I don't know why you're mad. I mean, you
did clean the whole house, but, uh, all

54
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right. I'll give it to you.

55
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Thank you.

56
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That's right right here

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Kind of crazy.

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Yeah.

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Hmm. Oh.

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Is that it?

61
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Where have you been?

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You've almost missed curfew again.

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And who the fuck cares?

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Excuse me?

65
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Apologize immediately, young lady. I do
not tolerate that kind of behavior in

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the language in my house.

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Well, you know, you can't keep telling
me what to do anymore.

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I will apologize immediately.

69
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Or else what?

70
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I'm grounded?

71
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Well, you can ground this.

72
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Hey, did you fuck your dad?

73
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What? Ew, no.

74
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I mean, we fool around a little bit, but
actual fucking?

75
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Never. You didn't think a little heads
up would be a good idea?

76
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What? Did he try to eat your pussy or
something?

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Yes. Yes, he did.

78
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Oh, that's hot.

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Did you like it?

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Jade! Well, what do you want me to do?

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Just suck it up or our covers would be
blown.

82
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Well, how far do you go with your dad?

83
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Sometimes a little kissing and maybe a
blowjob.

84
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Jade, you gave your dad blowjob?

85
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That's wrong.

86
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That's weird. That's just fucking crazy.

87
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I knew it. I knew you weren't my
daughter.

88
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Uh -oh.

89
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I, uh, think we need to go over to the
neighbor's house and

90
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all of us have a little chit -chat, I
think.

91
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Uh -oh.

92
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Yeah. Okay, let's go. Come on.

93
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What are you doing?

94
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Seriously.

95
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You... I didn't eat your vagina.

96
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I thought I was eating her vagina.

97
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Let's just be clear. You know I can't
see well.

98
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You know in the left eye, my little leg
crazy eye I have. You're lucky he didn't

99
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penetrate you.

100
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I almost did, but I didn't. I thought it
was my daughter, alright?

101
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Well, he's beautiful in the first place,
but you wouldn't be eating your own

102
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daughter's vagina. Whatever, our
business is our business. The point is,

103
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tricked me and deceived me.

104
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I was thinking this was them and that
was them and this was them, but that's

105
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just how that went, you know? So... This
is all your fault. Why is it my fault?

106
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,600
You're just a stuck -up little loser
person.

107
00:10:05,860 --> 00:10:10,420
Look at that shirt. You're just white
trash fucking your own daughter. Hey,

108
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better than your cousin.

109
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Oh, okay.

110
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Now I'm just crying.

111
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Maybe, okay, let's take a breather.

112
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Maybe,

113
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maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe we... I could
be better.

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learn from each other. Like, yeah, you
did fuck up. I just did this because I

115
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feel like you don't love me.

116
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Well, I mean, I mean, that sucks.

117
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But at least you're, your daughter's,
like, well disciplined.

118
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Yeah. Maybe we do have something, some
things we can learn from each other.

119
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Your daughter has a little bit more of a
backbone and stands up for herself.

120
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Oh, yeah, that's what she does. She
does. She has to give you some attitude

121
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sometimes.

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But yes, I mean, I think we can learn
from each other. Maybe we can

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be better role models for our kids, you
know what I mean?

124
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Yeah. I do think that, you know, when
you get a reward for obeying, then

125
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it definitely makes it worth it.

126
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So you're saying you want maybe a little
bit more of positive reinforcement?

127
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I mean, yeah, more of a...

128
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It'd be great.

129
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I mean, we could always, you know, try
our way.

130
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I mean, what do you think? Yeah?

131
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All right.

132
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Come on, give it a shot.

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Come on.

134
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There we go.

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What are you doing?

136
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Oh, exactly what you wanted.

137
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I didn't mean that, Dad. I meant maybe
more like compliments or hugs or good

138
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job. Hey, relax.

139
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It's so much better than a hug.

140
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I don't know. It's kind of crazy.

141
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What about my mom?

142
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Girl, relax.

143
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I'm your best friend. Don't you trust
me?

144
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:27,920
Why don't you just watch us for a
minute, all right?

145
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This is a bonding session.

146
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Hey, how about we please them now?

147
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Huh?

148
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Yeah.

149
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:47,400
Oh, um... Come on, yeah. Like, what?

150
00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,660
Like my comments?

151
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Yeah, come on, get out, come on. I don't
know about that.

152
00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,460
Hey, I'll be fine. Come on, son. Don't
be shy. Just grab it out. Come on.

153
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Yeah, there you go.

154
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Come on.

155
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Go on. Don't be shy.

156
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Holy shit.

157
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Good for you.

158
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Oh, my God.

159
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:10,800
Hey, hey, hey.

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If it makes you more comfortable, we
could switch.

161
00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:18,660
Um, yeah. Yeah, maybe we could switch on
you.

162
00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:21,490
Look at my dad's dick. I haven't seen it
before.

163
00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,110
It's a pretty good dick. I don't know
why.

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Oh, you trained her well.

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Oh, you know.

166
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Do you want to tell us if your dad's
gone?

167
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What? I see you're looking.

168
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,120
It's not like that.

169
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I'm just... Yeah, go on, try it.

170
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,440
It's okay, honey.

171
00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,720
You look at his cock throb when you get
close to it.

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There's no shame.

173
00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:04,020
Are you sure it's okay if we do this?

174
00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,260
I'm just kidding.

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Good girl.

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I love you.

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I can't believe how much fun this is.

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It's racing like crazy.

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I've never felt like this before.

180
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Are you getting well? Let me put it on
you.

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Are you ready?

182
00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:27,300
Oh,

183
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:35,420
that's tired.

184
00:17:39,060 --> 00:17:44,600
Oh, he looks so good. Can I get him to
do this for me?

185
00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:47,020
You dance with him?

186
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,760
Oh, yeah, you're getting it too.

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There you

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go.

189
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There you go.

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Oh, fuck.

191
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Oh,

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fuck. Oh, fuck.

193
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,850
You put it in there for me?

194
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,700
There you go.

195
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:41,380
She's so good.

196
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,500
Yeah, look at that.

197
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:53,220
I'm going to put you back in a quickie.

198
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:58,400
You're scooting down a bit? Yeah, there
you go.

199
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,880
Oh. Oh.

200
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,100
Oh. Oh.

201
00:21:50,730 --> 00:21:52,190
You're going to fuck your own dad?

202
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:59,430
Yeah. I know it's weird and all kinds of
wrong, but my kids enjoy

203
00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:00,430
it so good.

204
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:06,070
Listen, me and my daughter share a
unique bond that not a lot of people

205
00:22:06,070 --> 00:22:10,710
understand, and I get it, but... Oh, my
God.

206
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,070
Oh, my God.

207
00:22:12,590 --> 00:22:14,950
Oh, I feel so good. Oh, yeah.

208
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,850
Creepy. Yeah, yeah.

209
00:22:21,770 --> 00:22:23,030
Are we going to do that?

210
00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:27,130
Go on, try it. You don't have to if you
don't want to, Mommy.

211
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:32,530
No pressure, but it won't really help.

212
00:22:33,450 --> 00:22:35,470
Oh, you feel good, Talamon? You feel
good?

213
00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:37,990
I feel so good. Is it okay if we do?

214
00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:39,930
I just, I feel bad for Mom.

215
00:22:40,690 --> 00:22:41,690
Oh, I trust you.

216
00:22:42,450 --> 00:22:43,510
It's our little secret.

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We have to know.

218
00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:47,950
It'll all be okay.

219
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,230
It's totally worth it.

220
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There you go.

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Oh,

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my

223
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God.

224
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:14,780
You pussy fist.

225
00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,540
Hey,

226
00:23:16,900 --> 00:23:22,460
dog. I have no idea how good your dick
would feel. Oh, my God.

227
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,500
It's really good.

228
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,380
It feels so good.

229
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,780
Oh, my God. Fuck.

230
00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:53,560
There you go.

231
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Proud of you.

232
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Yes.

233
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Yes.

234
00:24:05,540 --> 00:24:06,540
Yes.

235
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,400
Yes. Yes.

236
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,680
Yes. Yes. Yes.

237
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

238
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040
Yes.

239
00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:17,740
Yes.

240
00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:25,100
I would have. Oh, God.

241
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,000
Oh, my God.

242
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,520
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

243
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:38,740
Oh, my

244
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God.

245
00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:09,050
Oh, my God. Oh,

246
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:18,130
my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

247
00:25:27,919 --> 00:25:29,400
Oh, my God.

248
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,400
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

249
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I'm going.

250
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,720
Yes,

251
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,700
keep that for the last five days.

252
00:25:46,460 --> 00:25:48,340
You're doing so fucking good.

253
00:25:59,250 --> 00:26:00,490
There we go.

254
00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:03,750
Oh, my God.

255
00:26:39,710 --> 00:26:41,790
Oh, baby, you want to come and ride me?
Yeah?

256
00:26:44,590 --> 00:26:46,430
Okay, lay back and let a girl take you.

257
00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,490
Yeah, you're going to like this one.

258
00:27:15,710 --> 00:27:17,510
Oh, fuck.

259
00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:20,050
Fuck.

260
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,390
Oh.

261
00:27:45,450 --> 00:27:46,950
Did you go to any fu -

262
00:28:33,639 --> 00:28:34,639
Oh,

263
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,520
yes. Oh, yes.

264
00:29:28,270 --> 00:29:29,950
You can see me fucking sitting here?

265
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,460
Mm hmm.

266
00:30:38,220 --> 00:30:39,220
Thank you.

267
00:31:07,790 --> 00:31:09,110
Dan's gonna come. Dan's gonna come.

268
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:11,470
Oh, fuck.

269
00:31:13,150 --> 00:31:19,690
Oh, my God.

270
00:31:19,930 --> 00:31:20,869
They're still going.

271
00:31:20,870 --> 00:31:21,870
There we go.

272
00:31:21,970 --> 00:31:22,970
There you go.

273
00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:26,870
There you go.

274
00:31:28,110 --> 00:31:29,110
There you go.

275
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,240
Oh, there you go.

276
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:45,100
Go on, son. There you go.

277
00:32:29,870 --> 00:32:35,010
I think we should definitely make a pact
to communicate better, you know? Yeah.

278
00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:36,030
Yeah? Absolutely.

279
00:32:36,670 --> 00:32:39,110
And you know what?

280
00:32:39,330 --> 00:32:42,590
What? We promise we'll never swap
daughters again.

281
00:32:42,950 --> 00:32:43,950
Mm -hmm.

282
00:32:44,410 --> 00:32:45,410
100%.

